Techy Salesclerks
I've been working on a small article for my website... How to pick a digital camera. Well, I've got to the part about actually going into the store and discussing with a salesclerk your different options. But then I got writer's block and don't know where to go from there.
I was just thinking about techstores - anyone ever notice how crowded RadioShack stores are?! I mean these stores are everywhere in North America, so they must be doing something right... but every radioshack i've seen has been small, cramped, and stacked with boxes of gadgets. The salesclerks are always overworked and have no intention of helping you out except to ring you out, and try and sell you warranties for batteries. How do they stay in business?
Talking about salesclerks - do you realize how sucky most techstore sales people are? I like to categorize them into four, uh.... categories.
1. The old dude who doesn't know diddly squat and knows it. He just happily helps ring in your purchase and that's enough for you,
2. The young dude who knows some stuff - but this is usually at most equivalent to the knowledge a tech-savvy friend of yours may know. You may as well have asked your friend the same questions and saved yourself the hassle of being nice to this guy. Usually, his knowledge is due to him reading flyers every weekend,
3. The one sales clerk who graduated from engineering but couldn't find a job so ended up in sales at BestBuy. He knows his stuff... he'll ask you what your needs are, evaluate them, and then take you to the gadget that can help. He is rare to find, and if you find him - keep him! Get his cell number, pager, and buy him drinks and dinners, cos you need him (at least if you're a tech freak).
And the worst salesclerk in most stores is #4... the person you really don't want helping you, but everyone else is busy so you give him a try anyway, hoping he might be able to give you one little piece of helpful advice... of course he never does:
4. The middle-aged dude who doesn't know diddly squat, but thinks he knows something, and worse he thinks he can con you into believing he knows a thing or two. Any time you ask a question, he'll grab the box of whatever gadget you're looking at, look at the back and then read out the specs hoping that this will convince you he knows what he's doing. "uh, you realize you're reading out the box dont you buddy?!! I can do that too!!!"
Unfortunately, this type of salesclerk is the most common (go figure)!

